Muffin, Caffe V

Look at it, faintly glistening like some sweaty piece of food, desperate for you to take a bite.
Smells faintly of apples, toffee and booze. Or possibly something that's rotting. But not unpleasantly so.
Icing is good, so is the sponge. And sponge all the way through, not like that frankly awful low fat Waitrose blueberry muffin I had this morning (greasy sponge with an injection of blueberry paste... not impressed, Mr John Lewis)