The self-portraits of footballers

Footballers in the English Premier League have been asked to create self-portraits of themselves for charitable auction. These stand as impressive examples of how proficiency in one arena does not always translate into success in another.

Or rather, I hope the charity isn't for the comforting of children terrified by men with big blue triangles on their faces, otherwise Wayne Rooney's contribution will be just too ironic for me to bear.