All this staring at computer screens and occasionally frothing at the mouth in Excel-inspired Tourette's leaves a man with little time to pack his bags for any impending flight to the other side of the world. Luckily I have a wise and beautiful fiancee who did this all for me while she had her day off.
Well, I assume that. She also has a slightly-wayward sense of humour, but that still means that when I get to Halifax, Nova Scotia with no clothes but a suitcase filled entirely with popcorn and almond biscuits, I'll have nobody to blame for my predicament but myself.
And my fiancee for replacing my clothes with foods I disdain, "for a laugh".
Anyway, tomorrow we are off to the wonderful Hong Kong airport yet again, for a very, very long flight to somewhere a very, very long way away, and as I've done nothing exciting today of which I can speak, I must remain silent.
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