Filmshoot

This morning I got up early and headed to Queenstown for a film shoot. I'd been a little bit worried about my role: I was meant to be rehashing the part of an angry French expatriate who got repatriated after he was recorded screaming abuse at some builders. Knowing the internet's inability to transmit irony, I was worried that any video of me calling people animals and threatening them with cutlery was going to be taken literally and I'd have to go work somewhere else.