The past two days have been much more enjoyable. No longer have I been having mandatory fun; instead, we've been spending our time looking at fish, either live, in the aquarium, or nearing death, at the fish market.
The hotel that we're staying in has an unusual design feature; the toilet is enclosed in a glass cubicle, next to the glass shower cubicle, which is next to the bath, which is next to a large window to the bedroom. This means that your significant other can have a clear and unobstructed view of you on the toilet, whether she likes it or not.
I've written a novel. If you like romantic comedies, or kebabs, or people who think they're much cleverer than they really are, or confounded expectations, or abuse of punctuation ... then you might like Diet Croydon.
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