Today is a public holiday, which is fortunate because after that I was a busted flush, capable only of lying on the floor all morning. If I'd had to go back to the office, things would have looked bad.
In the afternoon, we went over to the bird park in Jurong. In one of the aviaries they have the world's largest man-made waterfall. In an aviary. The park kept stressing this, almost as if they wanted somebody to point out there was a larger man-made waterfall outside of an aviary somewhere else. I'm not sure what the criteria for a waterfall are: perhaps I could run a hose out the window from the kitchen sink of our 21st storey flat.
It's not that a sixteen storey high man-made waterfall in an aviary isn't impressive, it's just that you don't visit the bird park for the water features.
You visit for the monorail.