Marriage jokes

In Hong Kong it's possible to have your marriage in a McDonald's "restaurant", which is strange, because McDonald's "restaurants" have precious little to do with attaining a state of wedded bliss. Now if it were possible to get married at a McDonald's drive-through that might be more appropriate:

• It would start with you talking to somebody who couldn't quite understand what you were saying
• You might suspect they weren't well-qualified for the role, otherwise they probably would be doing it somewhere else
• It would be over faster than you expected....
• A few miles down the road, you'd discover you hadn't receieved what you'd expected
• But by then it would be too late to go back and ask for what you wanted in the first place
• And you're not allowed to throw it out the window.

Of course, some people say it's bad for your health, or that the government should regulate it more carefully.