A litany of mistakes

Today I made several mistakes. The first two were to drink two glasses of Stella Artois.

Taxes

I tried to fill in my tax return this evening. To make sure I didn't get confused, last year I took a photograph of my completed tax return, so I could refer to it when I filled in this year's version.

Of course, then I lost the photograph.

A new mistake

This morning, I took my keys with me to work. That wasn't the mistake. I picked up my fiancee's keys too. That wasn't the mistake. When she told me to meet her for lunch, I left her keys on my desk instead of bringing them with me. That wasn't the mistake either.

Foot in mouth disease

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. Or in my case, doing the same thing over and over again, and being surprised by different results.