Learning to talk - artificial unintelligence

After a frustrating hour or two mucking around with my laptop today, I realised that I'd made a rudimentary error when I was coding things up, and created a stored procedure that would always do nothing. Sprinkling a few extra characters here and there and now it runs lickety-spit, or at least it now reliably spits out unreliable verbiage in response to an input. Now that it (sort of) works, I'm going to call it Robo Cod, and when I say "nice and caring person" to it, I expect Robo Cod to retort with "But just remember that I am not sure that I am not the only person who calls it that. It's a potato"

That's right, I've succeeded in building artificial unintelligence. I feel so proud of myself.