Contract

I'm moving home soon, so I ended up reading the contract for my current tenancy. Some people might think that's the thing to do before you sign it, but this is the kind of devil-may-care lifestyle that I have.

The kind of devil-may-care lifestyle where you spend your spare time reading legal contracts that are about to expire.

Do you know where your kids are?

Somebody was having a party in the karaoke bar under my flat, which seems (as always) to proceed in complete silence until 3am, and then to turn on pounding, pounding techno as loud as they possibly can.