Suitable bra nomenclature

There's a bra shop on Lyndhurst Terrace called Bubies. When I first saw the sign I didn't read it properly, and thought it was pronounced Bubb-ease, not Boobies. But if that wasn't genius enough, the window display is a 8 by 3 array of bras, all with their own name.

Jokes about bras

I had a big row with my girlfriend last night about the size of her bra.

Turned out it was a storm in a d-cup.

Ahem.