Beds

Moving into a new, unfurnished flat in a week's time means we're spending a lot of time in furniture shops looking at beds. There's a fine specimen in G.O.D at the moment, with a hydraulic mechanism that lifts the whole mattress up so you can store things underneath.

I thought that was handy, until my girlfriend remarked

"Awesome! There's enough space to fit two bodies under there."

Remarks like that make you reassess whether she's really got your best interests at heart.