Parker

I couldn't find a picture of Jason Statham, so here's another bald bloke looking slightly stern

On Valentine's Day last year, I was full of gloom and had to be cheered up by watching Overboard. This year we wanted to do the opposite, so instead of staying in and watching a scruffy longhaired man in overalls taking advantage of an amnesiac socialite, we went out to the cinema to watch a well dressed bald guy beat some people up, while JLo looked aghast.

Transport of delights

This evening we watched Transporter 3, the third Transporter film. Unlike the first two, it's missing the 'The', but all the other significant parts remain. There's a big black Audi. There's Jason Statham, with his top off. There's an "actress" from somewhere in Europe, who is out-acted by the Statham's left pectoral. And there's some fighting.