Smuggling iPads

After my late night panic over the computer, adrenalin coursing through my veins, I couldn't sleep until 2am, which meant that today I was jaded with every bit of my existence.  It could have been worse, though. I could have been one of the 14 Hong Kongers arrested on Monday for smuggling.

For smuggling iPads into Shenzhen.

Cats

Apparently a cat called Oscar has been stealing underwear from washing lines in Southampton and bringing them back to his owners. They are astounded by its kleptomaniac tendencies. And certainly not stealing their neighbours' knickers. Oh no. I wouldn't suggest that. Although it does seem a bit convenient. I'd like to blame things turning up in my apartment on a cat. Like, I don't know, stacks of cash or bearer bonds or small gold ingots. Knickers are small beer compared to what a cat could hypothetically steal. It would just be a matter of properly training it.