Drunken emails

Can be a good thing. Got home last night (well, this morning) and drunkenly emailed various women across dating websites. (I was going to say every woman I came across, but I figured there would be needlessly crude rejoinders to that). And got two positive replies, which is shocking.

How do I tell them that I'm listening to Abort The Child by the Tiger Lillies, for example - it's bad, but it's very very good... but how do you admit that?

While I'm at it, realised that I really want to hear Humperdinck's Hansel & Gretel, but being uneducated, I don't know which version to buy from the iTunes store - any recommendations between the Munich Philharmonic and the Milwaukee Symphonic recordings?