Diet Croydon

I've written a novel. And now, by the wonders of print on demand, you can buy my novel, here. Every copy comes with a free picture of the inside of my fridge.
Here are some reasons you should buy it:

• It has a lovely picture on the front cover of the inside of my fridge.


• It should make you laugh. Honest. There's at least one joke in there I'm really, really proud of.


• If you've never been to South London, it may provide useful assistance in deciding whether or not to visit.


• If you are from South London, you may find it cures any feelings of homesickness or nostalgia that you occasionally fall prey to.


• If you buy it, and later decide that you really don't like the picture, that no visitors to your house ever ask you about it, that you never laugh, and that you never, ever, ever want to read about South London, then I'll buy you a slice of pizza in apology. Just as soon as we're in the same country at the same time. Can you say fairer than that?


• You might like it so much you decide to buy a copy for a friend. Dilemmas at Christmas solved in a trice!


• You might hate it so much you decide to buy a copy for somebody you don't like very much, but have to give a present to. Dilemmas at Christmas solved in a trice!

So if you don't want to scroll back up to click on the address, here it is again:
http://www.lulu.com/content/3126870
Go on, it's practically risk free! (You can even read the first chapter online, if your boss isn't watching.)