Crank 3 and beyond

I'm happy to reveal after the critical acclaim and popular love of Crank and Crank: High Voltage, more sequels have been confirmed!

Crank 3D: Crank One Out : Jason Statham has to hunt down his gangland enemy, the mysterious Mr Shandy, but due to a fatal build up of testosterone, he'll die unless he commits an act of self-pollution every twenty minutes. Filmed in three dimensions for that extra immersive feeling.¹

Crank 4: Crank Caller : Jason Statham has to hunt down his gangland enemy, the mysterious Ivor Biggun, but due to a fatal build up of childishness, he has to make an annoying prank telephone call to a random number every ten minutes

Crank 5: Old and Cranky : Worn out from a lifetime of running around LA shooting people, Jason Statham has to sit inside a bungalow, but due to a fatal build up of grumpiness, has to shout at children to clear off his lawn every five minutes  (Depending on funding, might have to take Jean Claude Van Damme and Macauley Culkin instead)

Handcrank : Depending on the financial success/diminishing returns of Crank 5, the series might need a reboot.  In Handcrank, we return to the origins of the story.  Jason Statham has to hunt down his gangland enemy, but every two minutes he needs to manually start the engine of a Model T Ford

¹ Sorry, immersion may not be quite what you were looking for in this context.