Manly pursuits in Hong Kong

This evening I was intending to ride a BMX at the track in Tsing Yi. There comes a time in early middle age when a man feels the need to ride a child's bicycle down a ramp and then snap both his wrists in a completely avoidable crash.

Being a real man

Today I got to use some tools, and smash things, thus securing my status as a real man. I suppose really I should have had a steak and chips, and then shouted at a televised football match, but I didn't want to rush things. You don't want to go committing yourself to a surfeit of manliness on Monday. Otherwise, what will you have left to look forward to for the rest of the week?